October 8, 2007

in Help!,The Blurb Hunter @ 6:28 pm

I hope by now you’ve learned, as Marv Pushkin may never learn, the extreme folly of striking out into the wilderness and attempting to hunt animals much larger than you. But what of hunkering down in front of your internet surfboard/pornscope, hunting the book cover endorsements of celebrities much more famous than you? Is this also supreme folly? Or is it … SUPREME ADVENTURE?

I don’t know, but we’re going to find out … with a CONTEST! (more…)