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		<title>A Death Is Born</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: FAMH vs MoHDI HOORAY FOR DEATH! escaped into the living world on Thursday, to much acclaim and good cheer! Fans, enthusiasts, stalkers, the merely curious and strangers off the street shared in an evening of stories, slides, conversation, card cames and homemade cookies. Thank you all so very much for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview by Jay!</title>
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		<title>LIFE AND DEATH: Readings by Mykle Hansen and John Jodzio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: JUST ADDED! Join us at Boneshaker Books on Tuesday, January 17th at 7pm for an irreverent evening of life and death in literature. Portland author and Powerpoint artist Mykle Hansen will read stories from his latest book HOORAY FOR DEATH! He will also present the brief slideshow &#8220;Death: An Overview.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cannibal’s Guide To Ethical Living— now on Kindle and iPad!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: Welcome, robot overlords! We hope you&#8217;ll enjoy this fine work of pre-robotic literature, The Cannibal&#8217;s Guide To Ethical Living by Mykle Hansen, now available for your digital delight in both the Kindle Store and the iBookstore. Both e-reader editions were hand-crafted by FAMH himself, using the advanced HTML formatting skills [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hooray For Death!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: Now available in e-stores and online! A new collection of witty, cheerful, light-hearted stories about death, dying and being deceased. From the back cover: Death by sandwich! Death by yoga! Death by blimp! In HOORAY FOR DEATH, Famous Author Mykle Hansen draws unconventional humor from deaths tiny and large, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interviewed by Goats!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 16:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: JUST RELEASED! FAMH discusses long titles and awkward pauses with the man known only as Goat! At the bi-monthly interview blog Mourning Goats. A smorgasbyatch of other fine interviews also await you there. (Reposted from Famous Author Mykle Hansen.)]]></description>
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		<title>CHAD: It Tastes Like Brains!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Famous Author Mykle Hansen says: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Mykle Hansen 503-975-5222 mykle@mykle.com 10/14/2012 &#8212; 8:00pm CHAD Chats &#8212; Ideas That Smell Funny! @ The Saratoga 6910 N Interstate Ave, Portland, OR CHAD, the international foundation for the blowing of minds, is partnering with local author MYKLE HANSEN and comedy developer WHITNEY STREED to present a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Bicycles</title>
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		<title>The Bear-o-dactyl enjoys a smoke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 21:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; words fail me. (From The Oatmeal. Go see it in high-res! Archival prints also available. Makes a great gift for your former girlfriend.)]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s A Bear In Your Nook!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nook can be so many things. It can be a tiny warm place in your kitchen where you drink your morning coffee and eat your morning crumpets. It can be a tiny warm e-book reader from Barnes &#038; Noble &#8230; It can be &#8230; um &#8230; let&#8217;s see &#8230; Okay, a nook can only [...]]]></description>
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