Dear friends: it is with a trembling hand that I type this introduction to CHAPTER FOUR of the ongoing digestive saga, HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! Because, whereas the first three chapters have explored such touchy yet timely issues as carnage, bleeding, drug abuse, violence, environmental degredation and human asshole-hood, today’s installment contains a far more onerous ingredient:

EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT!

Yes, that’s right,

EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT!

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… and it’s a bear!

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is the your magic key to unlock the magic door that leads to the magic place where Marv Pushkin is magically not dead yet. Yes, it’s chapter three of …

HELP! A Bear Is Eating Me!

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