Shut up and write!

October 21, 2007

in Events @ 9:18 pm

UPDATE! This flyer says that this EXCITING EVENT is just off Hawthorne, in NE Portland … I wish! Then I could walk there!

The event is in SOUTHEAST PORTLAND, people. 1522 SE 32nd. Not NE. SE. See? Good. More after the fold …

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Chapter Ten — brought to you by our SPONSORS!

October 18, 2007

in Help!,podcast @ 8:36 am

Hi friends!

Exciting news today! We’ve picked up some major commercial support for this chapter of the tragicomic novel:

HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!

It’s an exciting, fun, interesting chapter that’s also depressing, gruesome and awful! We’ll give you the link in a moment, but first: a word from our sponsors! (more…)

THE BLURB HUNTER!

October 8, 2007

in Help!,The Blurb Hunter @ 6:28 pm

I hope by now you’ve learned, as Marv Pushkin may never learn, the extreme folly of striking out into the wilderness and attempting to hunt animals much larger than you. But what of hunkering down in front of your internet surfboard/pornscope, hunting the book cover endorsements of celebrities much more famous than you? Is this also supreme folly? Or is it … SUPREME ADVENTURE?

I don’t know, but we’re going to find out … with a CONTEST! (more…)

Nine is less than thirteen …

in Help!,podcast @ 10:54 am

… and thirteen is not just the number of limbs on the paleolothic thirteen-limbed penta-octo-bearasaurus — for which this month of “Octo-bear” is named — it’s also the number of chapters in the continuing gruesome monologue of Marv, Last of the Pushkins, as chronicled in:

HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!

And that’s not all that’s eating him, as you’ll learn in CHAPTER NINE, when you click one of these patented
EZ-Klik Linkz :

AAC format for iPods
MP3 format for the huddled masses
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