August 13, 2009
Although I have written what is unquestionably the definitive bear-attack satire of our times, I can understand why you might be reluctant to take my word for it. Your novel-buying dollar has probably shrunk recently, along with all your other dollars. You must be assured of lasting quality. Twelve dollars is a lot of money — you could eat lunch with that!
So please, read these informative reviews before spending your hard-earned money on my hard-written book.