Nine is less than thirteen …

October 8, 2007

in Help!,podcast @ 10:54 am

… and thirteen is not just the number of limbs on the paleolothic thirteen-limbed penta-octo-bearasaurus — for which this month of “Octo-bear” is named — it’s also the number of chapters in the continuing gruesome monologue of Marv, Last of the Pushkins, as chronicled in:


And that’s not all that’s eating him, as you’ll learn in CHAPTER NINE, when you click one of these patented
EZ-Klik Linkz :

AAC format for iPods
MP3 format for the huddled masses

NEWS FLASH! Our website special report, “How To Defend Against A Bear Attack Using Only Mykle Hansen’s Comic Novel ‘HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!’ “, has been awarded GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN by noted internet luminary Fsda Fsdfa! I’d like to thank all the people who helped bring this project to his attention.

1 comment

  1. Mykle! Your book is amazing, and after listening to your podcasts at work, i often find myself having to run to the corporate bathroom and touch myself while thinking of bears and Marcia. Let’s recreate the naughty negligee ride… in your pants! Seriously though, let me buy you a drink sometime? –Adriane–

    comment by Adriane — October 15, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

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