October 8, 2007
… and thirteen is not just the number of limbs on the paleolothic thirteen-limbed penta-octo-bearasaurus — for which this month of “Octo-bear” is named — it’s also the number of chapters in the continuing gruesome monologue of Marv, Last of the Pushkins, as chronicled in:
HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!
And that’s not all that’s eating him, as you’ll learn in CHAPTER NINE, when you click one of these patented
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NEWS FLASH! Our website special report, “How To Defend Against A Bear Attack Using Only Mykle Hansen’s Comic Novel ‘HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!’ “, has been awarded GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN by noted internet luminary Fsda Fsdfa! I’d like to thank all the people who helped bring this project to his attention.