January 4, 2009
The HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! World Tour of North America is coming TOMORROW to a stylish supper club known as THE PRESS, situated in Claremont, California. This will be our only LA-area appearance for the near future, and I’m sure my LA friends and my Claremont friends are equally offended that I would even place Claremont in the LA area. Nevertheless, I’m told it’s less than an hour’s drive from at least some part of LA. But don’t take my word for it: ask Google Maps.
More details below! Please come if you can, and please spread the word to your beloved loved ones whom you love. A festive evening of infotainment is guaranteed!
“Help! A Bear Is Eating Me!” at The Press –
Book reading, slideshow and bear wrestling,
with a rock & roll chaser.
DATE: Monday, January 5th, 9pm
LOCATION: The Press Restaurant ~ 129 Harvard Ave., Claremont
A reading by author Mykle Hansen,
a special slideshow on bears in North America,
and a live demonstration of advanced
BEAR SELF-DEFENSE TECHNIQUES!
AND: Special guests The Kurt Ross Band
Global warming and the expansion of North America’s
population are bringing bears and humans together
with unprecedented frequency. What is the future of our
relationship with these awesome creatures? Must
we eat one another? Can’t we all just get along?
Portland, Oregon author MYKLE HANSEN addresses that question among others in his new novel HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME! — a schadenfreude-laden farce of American hubris in the face of Nature and her servants, specifically the wild bears of Alaska.
During his one-hour presentation, Mr. Hansen, a fixture
of Portland’s literary and spoken-word scenes, will read
from his new novel and deliver an enlightening and
entertaining slideshow on the shifting dynamic of the
human-bear relationship in this era of global warming,
economic meltdown and obesity.
This will be followed by a brief but exciting demonstration
of how to defend yourself against attack
by an actual live bear in a natural setting!
After the bear is returned to its cage, musical guests
The Kurt Ross Band will take the stage for a fine
evening of snarky R&B, joined by special guest
Jeff “The Chet” Lyster, formerly of the Honkey Tonk Angels,
fresh from his tour with Lucinda Williams.
FOR MORE INFO, PRESS PACKET, REVIEW COPIES:
Contact Rose O’Keefe — email@example.com
Or Mykle Hansen — firstname.lastname@example.org
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