September 10, 2009
… hey, that’s me! Yes, it’s true, my fame is now almost as large as my head. Which, as this photo reveals, is almost as big as my ass.
What’s my secret? The Famous Author Mykle Hansen website! It’s fresh. It’s far-reaching and comprehensive. It contains organic sprouted grains and naked pictures of my cat, and is low in cryptosporidium. Through it you can learn about my other books, my other non-books, and other non-me things about books and non-books that aren’t mine.
All snarkiness aside: writers have to do these things. I’m sure you understand. And I’m very proud of the new mykle.com. But I want you, my loyal helpabeariseatingme.comrades, to understand that even though I have been seen dating that other website over there, I promise I will not neglect you in any way … at least not any more than I was neglecting you before. This is still my first and best and favoritest website. When it’s down, I’m down. And HELP! is still my best-selling and easiest-to-explain book, thanks in no small part to you readers, fans and friends who I deeply appreciate. Thank you ten more times!