September 13, 2007
… using only Mykle Hansen’s comic novel, HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!
1) Prevention is the sincerest form of survival. Avoid all bears! Stay at home! Hide under your bed or in a closet. While hiding, read HELP! A BEAR IS EATING ME!, the comic novel by Mykle Hansen.
2) If you are spotted by a bear, hold the novel high over your head, to appear taller. (You may wish to purchase multiple copies for added safety.) Look the bear right in the eye!
3) If the bear charges at you, grasp the novel by its rigid spine and thwap the bear soundly across the snout!
4) Enjoy sharing this novel with your deceased ancestors!